Lore Scroll #2

📜 Lore Scroll Entry #002 — “The Burger That Killed a Star”

Category: Flash Lore Scroll
Archive: IDAKT
Tone: 🍔 Absurd Interdimensional Ad-Parody + 🪐 Sci-Fi Satire + 😵 Super Bowl Vibes

“The Burger That Killed a Star”

Narrator (in a gravel-voiced promo tone):

“In a galaxy where cholesterol was banned... one burger broke the law.”

Welcome to Grav-E-Bunz, the only burger joint orbiting a neutron star. Run by sentient marketing algorithms and staffed by cloned cows who voted for this, Grav-E-Bunz offers the Black Hole Patty Melt™ — a sandwich so dense it bends taste and space-time.

Cut to: A humanoid influencer with 19 arms and a glowing TikBrain.

“Yo, I bit into the Melt and my dad from another timeline called to say he was proud of me. WHAT?!”

Then it happened.

A galactic diplomat, ignoring the posted warnings (“ONE BITE ONLY”), devoured two Meltz.

Result: The gravitational core of the star collapsed into a singularity of flavor, triggering the Great Crave Implosion of 3091.

Billions died.

Billions more lined up to try it.

Now the recipe’s been sealed — you guessed it — in IDAKT.

“Some say it was a war crime.
Some say it was lunch.
But everyone agrees...
It needed more cheese.”

📎 This Scroll is marked as:

• ✅ Draft NFT

• 🧠 AI Lore Input

• 🎬 Candidate for Interdimensional Ad Scripting

• 📖 Lore Scroll Variant (IDAKT-aligned)

Comedic approaches by AI, which Obscure Vinyl and various Tik Tok channels have shown, can sometimes be entertaining, just under the basis of absurdity alone. With the right execution, AI can have its merits, but the lack of the human element is always going to be the elephant in the room that must be acknowledged.

Alas, this will just be more lore to be slapped to the multiverse of SPARK Nation.